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My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we get together, everyone's funny, quick, loud, and speaks on top of each other. It was like a great comedy school; nothing is precious.
Colman Domingo
Funny
Me
Great
Together
Get Together
Loud
Precious
Quick
Speaks
Brothers
Comedy
Each
Everyone
Fun
Get
Grew
Like
Making
Move
Nothing
Other
School
Sister
Speak
Top
Up
Way
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.
Jon Pertwee
Funny
Me
Never
Glasses
Hidden
Voices
Actor
Always
Been
Behind
Had
Years
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!
Josh Hutcherson
Funny
Me
You
Happy
Bread
Funny Stuff
Insane
Lines
Loaf
Original
Pocket
Signs
Terrifying
Unspeakable
Along
Interesting
Just
Said
See
Seen
Some
Stuff
Things
Those
Thought
Very
Will
Your
A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.
Kym Whitley
Funny
Woman
Think
Problems
I Think
Job
Male
It's funny because when I got 'Jarhead' and 'Avatar' and all those movies, 'Leprechaun' still to this day airs on BET. I was thinking, 'Will they just let it go? I finally have a body of work that can speak much better to what I can do than just Leprechaun.'
Laz Alonso
Funny
Work
Day
Thinking
Avatar
Bet
Because
Better
Body
Finally
Go
Got
I Can
Just
Movies
Much
Speak
Still
Than
Those
Will
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Luis Bunuel
Funny
You
Age
Matter
Cheese
Unless
Something
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, deep depression is the flip side of comedy. Casting agents don't realize it but in order to be funny you have to have that other side.
Parker Posey
Funny
Me
You
People
Agents
Casting
Depression
Flip
Comedy
Deep
I Can
Order
Other
Realize
Side
Want
I have seen and heard comedians who had really funny 'stuff' but yet could not make the people laugh; then, again - I have seen others whose stuff was anything but humorous, and the audience would howl with laughter.
Al Jolson
Funny
People
Laugh
Laughter
Again
Anything
Audience
Comedians
Could
Funny Stuff
Had
Heard
Howl
Humorous
Make
Others
Really
Seen
Stuff
Then
Who
Whose
Would
There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take.
Cameron Boyce
Funny
People
Nothing
Always
Adam
Adam Sandler
Cracking
Joke
Jokes
No Reason
Sandler
Scenes
Script
Yelling
Around
Between
First
Going
He
Pretty
Reason
Said
Something
Take
Too
Instant gratification takes too long.
Carrie Fisher
Funny
Long
Too
Gratification
Takes
Instant
Instant Gratification
Bill Murray is a wonderful actor, and he's very funny, and I've seen him be serious and terrific.
Geoffrey Ward
Funny
Serious
He
Wonderful
Bill Murray
Terrific
Actor
Bill
Him
Seen
Very
It's funny, because in deference to conventional wisdom, I spent my struggling writer years trying to suppress my naturally baroque literary voice and write clean, spare prose. I finally gave up and embraced my baroque tendencies when I wrote the Kushiel series.
Jacqueline Carey
Funny
Wisdom
Voice
Trying
Baroque
Conventional
Conventional Wisdom
Embraced
Literary
Prose
Spare
Struggling
Suppress
Tendencies
Because
Clean
Finally
Gave
Naturally
Series
Spent
Up
Write
Writer
Wrote
Years
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Lewis Carroll, you see, wasn't really interested in telling an exciting story. Well, he wasn't interested in things like cause and effect or a linear narrative. It's surreal, it's absurd, it's wordplay, it's satirical, it's analyzing itself, it's funny, it's an enormous challenge.
James Bobin
Funny
You
Challenge
Like
Absurd
Analyzing
Effect
Enormous
Lewis
Linear
Narrative
Satirical
Surreal
Cause
Exciting
He
Interested
Itself
Really
See
Story
Telling
Things
Well
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski
Funny
Smile
Good
Time
Being Funny
Carry
Girl
Good Time
Greatest
Having
Having A Good Time
Joke
Strengths
I Can
Being
Down
Make
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
Johnny Knoxville
Funny
Hurt
Real
Someone
Accessible
Primal
Watching
Get
Thing
Yes, I see the Mobile Base System really is the shoulder of the arm. The arm is right there, like a human arm. It's really funny to look at the similarities between a human arm and the Canadian robotics arm.
Philippe Perrin
Funny
Look
Like
See
Arm
Base
Canadian
Mobile
Robotics
Shoulder
Similarities
Yes
Between
Human
I See
Really
Right
System
I have a funny name.
Pia Zadora
Funny
Name
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
Steven Michael Quezada
Funny
Your
Hard
Comic
Joking
Lines
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.
Celia Johnson
Funny
Beautiful
Me
You
Disappointed
Remember Me
Because
Nice
Remember
Then
Too
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
Dave Willis
Funny
Never
Thing
Had
Funny Thing
Actually
TV
Watched
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
Gilbert Gottfried
Funny
Pressure
Being
Up
Being Funny
Comedian
Given
No Pressure
Whatsoever
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then act like they are.
Harland Williams
Funny
People
Day
Walking
Bored
Filming
One Day
Outrageous
Stunts
Act
Around
Like
Shows
Started
Stuff
Then
Thought
Trying
Where
Would
Would-Be
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
Jerry Stiller
Funny
Great
People
Men
Audiences
Become
Decided
Depression
Disappeared
Great Depression
Laughed
Loved
Worries
It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters.
Lance Reddick
Funny
Strength
School
Like
Different Characters
Drama School
Greatest Strength
Range
Because
Career
Characters
Different
Drama
Early
Greatest
Kinds
Played
I love doing comedy. I find comedy quite hard work. Comedy's underrated, I think, by actors, you know? It's difficult to get it right and get it funny. I really enjoy doing it. I kind of wish I'd done it more. I can't complain. I've had a fair crack of the whip.
Ralph Brown
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire
Life
Funny
You
Succeed
Things
Backbone
Bone
Need
Saint Patrick's Day
Three
Imagination is a funny thing - we sometimes need to see something before we can truly picture it.
Tomi Adeyemi
Funny
Imagination
Sometimes
Picture
Before
Funny Thing
Need
See
Something
Thing
Truly
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite
Love
Funny
Food
Guilt
Groups
Major
Mothers
Career
Four
It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.
Gaines Adams
Funny
Myself
You
Game
Little Kid
Madden
Guys
Honor
Kid
Little
Look
Now
Play
See
Those
Up
Who
I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
Leo Durocher
Funny
You
Believe
Rules
How
Break
I Believe In
Any
Could
I Believe
Sure
Them
Were
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